i'm definitely not a virgin
When I was in second grade, I was at the lunch table and someone asked me if i was a "virgin." I whipped around and screamed, "i'm definitely not a virgin!" Awesome....
The boys in elementary school used to tell me that they would climb a ladder in the middle of the night and watch me sleep naked...that is definitely not true..eanyonewho has ever been in a bed with me knows that i wear a snowsuit to bed...probably due to the 3rd grade peeping toms...
posted by k8kes @ 12:55 AM
2 Comments:
Wasn't there some kind of "virgin test"? I seem to remember being asked that, but I feel like it was more complicated.
Also, are you PT?
If yes, YOU'RE A PREGNANT TEENAGER?!
If no, YOU'RE NOT POTTY TRAINED?!
Awesome.
Where are you? It's been several weeks? Are you on vacation? I've enjoyed reading your blog.
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