I get home from work--want to take a nap and find a dirty ventriloquist dummy sleeping in my bed underneath my covers...my brother evan found him on the road in Georgia--his name is "Willy Talk." Thanks for the lice, scabie, maggot riddled dummy under my clean sheets..dummy.
posted by k8kes @ 6:43 PM
my name is kate and i love to sing and dance in the aiseles in supermarkets when i hear certain songs i start to cry because the songs are so beautiful..for instance when i hear Joe Jackson's "Stepping Out" I well up with tears..as for me as an individual I am kind, honest, but if you are rude or hateful i will not be your friend anymore...i admire anyone who is different, funny and loves who they are..my family is crazy but i love them so much....i love cheese, chocolate and cupcakes especially..i hope to be a good mum someday and give my baby a kinda weird name but nothing to weird that they get beat up in school..in a perfect world, i would have homes in italy, bermuda, boston, san diego, everyone would have $$$, diabetes and all other illnesses would be cured and everyone would get along...I am a literary agent and you can reach me at www.starlightliteraryagency.com
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This story made me laugh SO hard this morning! I hope you burned your sheets...
According to the "Sibling Reprisal Handbook", your next step is to place a live mime in his bed.
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