the return of willy talk and jordan knight
i know it's been a long time--i have bee working like "hey mon" for a long time and i am just sitting down to write now--willy talk is back---i came home friday to find willy talk, the indian dummy, in my bed, arms behind his head--this time to my horror, i ripped back the sheets and found that he was being pleasured by my stuffed NKOTB doll, jordan knight-this stuffed doll was given to me by my bff colleen--jordan is dressed in a striped suit with spats and an awesome ratail...i screamed for my mother and she came up the stairs and told evan that if he does this one more time, she is calling the cops...
one of my friends saw jordan @ the linwood in boston (my ol stomping ground) popping and locking to a metal band...that made me laugh...
also, evan made up a tv show called "studs" that is a cop show with him and patrick swayze...when am i moving again?
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1 Comments:
I think you need to go Fargo, and have Willy talk to the wood chipper.
You need to stop your brother and his "reign of comedic terror".
First its this, then what? I will tell you what, you will have a hobo cooking Dinty Moore singing Styx songs, in your closet. And then you will be forced to maim your brother, and that will just make the Holidays awkward.
Can we send you boxes to help with the move?
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