dadisms
My dad has a couple of quotes that i live by...i love them and here they are:
1. Who do you think I am Joe Shit the Ragman?
2. Kate, a ham sandwich can get laid!
3. The only ass he is getting is if he puts his hand in his back pocket!
4. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
5. When I am talking about a celebrity and the hatred i have for him/her he cries, "Kate, he doesn't even know who you are!"
6. Most recently I was down on myself and he says to me, "Kate your beautiful, your smart, your funny and you have a rack that won't quit!"
i love my dad (and not in the Joe Simpson kinda way)
posted by k8kes @ 7:36 PM
4 Comments:
Of course a ham sandwich gets loving. It is the Cadillac of deli meats.
Also have you been able to halt your brother's comedic reign of terror?
Last nite willy talk was downstairs alone watching tv with his hands down his pants...eek!
Your dad's quotes are blindingly good. I wanted to say "especially the one about..." but I honestly couldn't pick just one.
(welcome back!)
Take the couch Willy was on, remove it from the house, and then burn it.
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