things overheard @ the sox game last nite...

"dude, dont fahget--we gotta get Fonzi a steak & cheese" ( i wish i was making this one up)

"did you say skirt?" (some drunk dude in front of me in the beer line who heard me talking about my scar..") after i told him i said "scar" instead of "skirt" he said "well can i see your scar then?"

"look at her sheeert--it sayz im a wreck fer tek!!!! (drunk older ladee in the stands)

"thats where they play baseball!" (a girl telling a guy why there was such a crowd near fenway)

"honey, i dont care if the pope is pitching tonite--no ones comin'-i got tix at face value because of the rain and its thersday! (a scalper who decided to talk to me--he then proceeded to break into a 98 degrees song a la Nick Lachey)

"is that millah lite?" (some dude just standing in front of anna and i just staring at our beers for minutes!)