more dadisms

1. "evan never ever become a clown..they pay you in fake money..."

2. after i asked my dad how i looked before i went out he said, "you look real snazzy for a two-bit divorced person..."

3. after telling my dad that i am fun to hang out with , "yeah you're a great kid, but you dont put out!"

4. after seeing a rotund woman running on the street..he pointed and i said "dad, at least she is running" and he said, "yeah, she should have started running 180lbs ago..."

that's mi pop!