k8's escapades

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

old skool

as many of you know i used to be a big fan of old skool rap...i hung out with the kids who could breakdance...i could only do the moonwalk and worm at the tender age of 12..however, i remember my friend introduced me to the rap dictionary or the rap handbook...it just gives u the basics on rap slang...i am so happy i found this online 2nite...anyway, i want to thank yo mtv raps for reaching a white girl in the suburbs and teaching her about hip hop...check out twin hype when u have a chance...you will not be disappointed...and llcool j my divorce is final this summer...call me...cuz im your around the way girl...east coast represent!

kisses

*k8 fulla flava
or kate slickr than grease

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Tuesday, January 25, 2005


this is my official wu-tang card--i just foudn it after 6 years! i told you i was old skool! Posted by Hello

squid please?

i was all psyched for the gym today---i mean i basically have cabin fever from being in the house due to illness and the blizzard of '05--so i put on my new balance kix and headed off to the gym in the "ghetto jet" (my vw jetta). now, i havent been to the gym in about 2 mths...i had a svelte body due to body surfing everyday in the pacific, but after my husband dumped me i came back to boston to pack on the lbs like a squirrel in winter--so off to the gym, my membership is up--it was like i stole from a convenience store--a recording yelling "stop stop!" ok. so, i decided to go visit granny...

after some chatting to her my grandfather who is crazy and is in a wheelchair asked me to go to star market and pick him up 3 lbs of squid, 51lbs of potatoes, coleslaw and non-filetered pall malls...yum! well basically...i went there..the 73 grandma in front of me got carded in front of me for butts so i asked the woman in front of me to get me cigarettes--when i ever said non-filtered pall malls she almost dropped dead...so we made the trade outside and i was off..

i arrived back at my granny's house and my grandpa says, "did u divorce that bum yet?" ahhh welcome back to boston...

oh one last thing, my bro adam is a wise guy..last nite his wife was wearing a red and green striped sweater...he told the whole table that she got it on ebay from the "nightmare on elm street collection" she wasso pissed off...so my other brother evan said, "well, you can make fun of his dorky sweater" her reply was, "well, my mother got that for him for xmas!" oops..


Sunday, January 23, 2005

guess my age?

i hate that game, when someone asks u what their age is...this guy came up to me tonite and asked if i would guess his age..after many attempts to change the subject, he insisted that i guess his age..he was a guy with gray hair, mullet, a handlebar mustache and wal mart plastic oversized grampa glasses...so i guessed 46...its a good number...you are not 50 yet...he says lower...44...nope...41....nope 40...nope 39...36?...finally we got down to 33...30 fin 3? not on my watch, bub! the whole nite i felt absolutely awful--i mean it was like new years with the countdown...

oh yeah, and there was a guy sporting one red eye one blue--he inserted a red contac..it was very marilyn manson/limp bizkit of him..but rather than saying that to him i suggested he get a smily face one...nice kid i am!

walked in the snow...nothing beats it...i truly missed the snow while living in cali..i never thought i woudl ever say something like that..

until tomorrow when i will be the only woman shoveling on my street--my house is an equal opportunuity employer..

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

library card

i was not allowed to get a library card today---i went to the library today and i dont normally go to libraries since the naked man incident...well, when i was younger an unidentified man we would call the "mad dicker" used to leave polaroids of his penis all over town...and of course when you are eight and you pick up a polaroid off the street u expect to see a nice family or a singing bird--not in norwood...just straight up naked penises...

as for the library, my friend, who shall remain nameless, was following theewey decimal system and was in the cavernous norwood library when a man approached her and asked her if she could help him with a word in the book as she turned her head to help, she saw that his penis was lying in the crevasse of the book...almost like a bookmark...now, i dont know if the two are related "the mad dicker" and "dewey decimal" but i think thhis is a case for cold case files..in my story, i like to embellish that my friend closed the book on his "bookmark." Like my father says, "don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story."


so anyway, they wouldnt give me a card because i have a different address from my license..my brother evan said, "what do 6 year olds do?" needless to say i was pissed and now i am going to have to blackmail them with the dewy decimal story to get a stupid library card..

can someone help me, please?

Monday, January 17, 2005

my music taste

i think is on a steady decline...now i hail myself as being a music aficionado, but lately i have been listening to crap music and liking it...for some reason i love bruce hornsby..i almost weep when i hear his tunes and i dont know why..."the way it is" came on the radio yesterday and i begged my friend, colleen, to leave it on...she was like, "are u fin kidding me?" kelly clarkson was on the other day and i begged my bro ev not to turn the channel...he was like.."kate, c'mon the surreal like is on the other channel!" anyway, kill me for having guilty pleasures...and if u haven't listened to j. timberlake's solo cd..you are so missing out...