k8's escapades

Thursday, January 05, 2006

happy new yeeez!

Now, New Years i believe is an overrated holiday--someone is always having a better time than you and there is always something bad something going on with your own bad self. In the past I have been sick, dumped, almost arrested and got into a fight. This year I experienced 2 of the 4. I loved the company i was with on new year's my own flesh and blood--however, when we arrived at "da club" i literally felt like i was in the Playboy Mansion. I have never seen so many fake boobs in one place--it's sad when you and your sister in law have the only real ones in the house...i took off for a while--hung out with some kids from melrose, was so wrapped up with the mirror wall that i almost walked into it and shattered, and i almost missed the countdown with my bro and sis in law--i drank wayyyyyy to much champagne and apparently lept over a couch, like OJ in the Hertz commercial, to make the ball drop...i have fun 364 days a year--i truly do--i am not going out next year..

Things I realized New Years:

1. Fake boobs dont look so great on 80 lb frames.
2. Wearing a see thru camisole doesnt look so great..
3. Wearing a suitjacket (me) made me feel like Winona Judd
4. I still love the smell of Drakaar--it is so an aphrodisiac
5. I realized that i had a huge crush on Cockroach from the Cosby Show--
6. Sometimes it's better to stick to the things that you normally do on the weekends-like drink PBR and see bands
7. The club girls from Boston will die before me from tanorexia and plastic overload..

Happy New Yeez!

Oh and i got into a fight with my cabbie--i almost jumped out of the cab Chip's style..and i didnt even start it!

5 Comments:

At 11:24 AM, Blogger dantobindantobin said...

Remember when Cockroach and Theo were going to shave their heads together, but Cockroach did it, and it was so hilarious? I bet you $10 he shaves it now for personal style.

(what about k6 in 06?)

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger Boski93 said...

You are so right, New Years Eve is no Flag Day.

My suggestion is to find an English or Irish Pub that celebrates New Years at GMT. That way you can get your drink on at 7 and be home by 10. Just in time to catch the sweetest episodes of the "Twlight Zone" Marathon.

 
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